Srdr ne apni car k niche kutte ko leta hua dekha,to kutte ko ek dum se kheecha or kaha-bahar nikal saale,bada aaya mechanical engineer banne..!
SARDAR:Har saal bacha paida ho jata hai kya karu?DR-Condom use karo,1sal bad S-Fir bacha ho gya.Dr-2pehno3sal badS-Fir ho gayaDr-Condom mohalle me Bato.
Constable- sir, humne sharab se bhara hua ek truck pakad liya hai.Chulbul pande- usse kya hogaek truck sode ka aur ek namkeen ka bhi pakdo
Santa - Phone pe itni dhimi aawaz me kisse bat kr rhe ho? Banta-Bahan hai! Santa-To fir itni dhimi aawaz me kis liye.?Banta -Tumhari hai.!!!!